American or Southern?

The two motel choices in Camden, AL. You could make a Venn diagram.....

*curry smell in lobby                             *pool                                           *coffee maker
*quieter                                                 *semi-permanent guests               *lively pool scene
*noisy AC                                              *cracks in plaster                         *quiet AC
*lumpy pillows/ thin sheets                   *micro fridge                               *smooth sheets
*lovely vegetation                                  *fear of bedbugs                       *odd smells, assorted trash

Above is the lobby of the American Inn. Sleeping at either can be restless. The rhythms of the AC, TV dreams, thoughts of the Kardashians, itches that grow into bedbug anxiety.....